The Weird and Wonderful Retreat
4–6 June 2027 | East Lothian
Friday at 4pm to Sunday at 4pm

After our last retreat, one woman described the weekend as “weird, wonderful and very special”.

Another said she’d left feeling more relaxed and positive than she had in a long time. There was also quite a lot said about laughing until your face hurt.

We’re taking that energy to the coast.

Join Lee and Sarah for a women’s weekend in luxury accommodation in East Lothian. Beautiful rooms, most with sea views, a hot tub overlooking the water and a beach waiting just outside the gate.

A bit of dancing. A bit of relaxing. A bit of challenging yourself. Great food and a whole weekend without washing a single bloody dish.

Your weekend, arrive, put your bags down and let us look after you.

There’ll be a sound bath to help you settle in, a 30-minute massage just for you, and time to enjoy the house, the hot tub and the company.

With the beach outside our gate, we’ll definitely be making time for dips. Come for a paddle, a proper dunk or a swim, depending on your experience and the conditions; then head back for something warm and a well-earned breakfast.

We’ll have a silent disco on the beach, because dancing beside the sea with a bunch of brilliant women feels like an excellent use of our time.

And there’ll be firewalking. A chance to challenge yourself, with preparation, support and encouragement from someone who’s been guiding people across hot coals since 2006.

You choose what you take part in. There’s room for the woman who’s ready to throw herself into everything and the one who needs a quiet hour looking at the sea.

You'll be properly looked after, a whole weekend of not having to think about what’s for dinner.  We’ll take care of the food, the dishes and all the wee details that make a weekend feel special. You get to enjoy generous meals, something lovely with your coffee and the pleasure of somebody else doing the thinking.

There will, of course, be cake.

Your room by the sea

Most rooms have sea views, and accommodation is in shared twin rooms with en-suite bathrooms, with two other options worth knowing about.

Coming with your pals, there’s a lovely space for four friends, with two adjoining bedrooms and a sofa for sitting together and putting the world to rights. The price per person is the same as our other en-suite rooms.

One twin room has no en-suite and is available at the lower price of £645 per person.

Come on your own and we’ll pair you with another guest, or book with a friend and share together.

The company, you don’t need to be particularly brave, an experienced swimmer or capable of dancing in time.

One of the loveliest things about our last retreat was how quickly women felt comfortable together. As one guest put it:

“There was no awkward forced bonding or endless earnest chat. Just loads of laughter, encouragement and the occasional inappropriate joke.”

That sounds like our kind of weekend.

Everything’s included

• Two nights in luxury accommodation in East Lothian
• All meals, snacks and hot drinks
• A sound bath
• A 30-minute massage
• A fully facilitated firewalk
• A silent disco on the beach
• Sea dips, with the beach just outside the gate
• Use of the hot tub overlooking the sea
• Time to relax and enjoy it all

Your place

Early Bird: £845 per person- Until 2nd December
Standard price: £975 per person
Twin room without an en-suite: £645 per person

Everything listed above is included, whichever room you choose.

A £200 deposit secures your place, with a payment plan available for the balance.

What our guests said

“We were incredibly well looked after from the moment we arrived. Lee’s attention to detail meant everything ran smoothly and I felt supported throughout the whole retreat.”

“I did not anticipate laughing until my face hurt, crying, breaking an arrow with my throat, walking over hot coals and coming home feeling like I’d known a bunch of complete strangers for years!”

“I left having made new friends and am feeling more relaxed and positive than I have in a long time.”

Join us

Get in touch to book your place or have a chat about rooms and payment plans.

A weekend by the sea, a great group of women and somebody else making your dinner.

We can’t wait.